On July 14th HyperOne revealed its new CEO…
Boris Jonhson? Oh for fucks sake…
I’m going to preface this by stating I don’t know if these actors are literally concerned in HyperOne or not. That is as a result of inventory headshots used.
With that out of the best way, “Boris Johnson” is actor, author and producer Jared Polivka:
HyperOne’s CEO announcement was adopted up every week later with Shavez Anwar, “Operation Head of Asia Pacific”, and COO Eva Martin.
I didn’t trouble trying up Shavez Anwar or “Florine” (her govt position isn’t specified), however “Eva Martin” is Los Angeles primarily based actor Chrissy Bonilla:
Apparently Bonilla is heading up a “coming quickly” HyperOne company Zoom name.
Additionally “coming quickly” is an handle from Sam Lee, MIA since HyperFund collapsed final yr.
Lee is believed to be hiding out from authorities in Dubai.
In different information, HyperOne’s official Twitter account was lately suspended for “violating Twitter’s guidelines”:
Actor executives, badly cropped Sam Lee photographs, social media profiles getting suspended… I believe it’s time to finish the joke fellas.